Paladin BEARD.

A month or two (or three) ago I had a dream that I was playing an RPG that was rather thorough in its dialogue options. The main things I remember are that I was playing a paladin (as usual), I agreed to help some orcs regain their land, the dwarven cleric took issue with it, I lifted him off the ground, I had a bunch of responses (including appeals to their tribal heritage), and.... "Paladin BEARD."

*rolls Diplomacy*

Sprites-
Background: [link] (ripped by Belial the Hedgehog)
Paladin: [link] (ripped by Belial the Hedgehog)
Cleric: [link] (ripped by Cyrus Annihilator)

I should probably look into some tutorials on making sprites larger before ever doing something like this again.