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:icondemon242:
Demon242 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015
This is why I never sleep. S**t like this happens. 
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Janus3003 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Caffeine ftw.
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cr1ms0nt1ger Featured By Owner May 5, 2015
Thalmor are such gamer. Mer is a singular and a plural, right?
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:iconthelakotanoid1:
thelakotanoid1 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist
i never got how the dark brotherhood was able to get me in that shack all the way from the far corner of solstheim in less than an hour...
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:iconxx0gamergirl0xx:
Xx0GamerGirl0xX Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014
"I'm angry that I'm inexplicably alive." LOL!!
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:iconjanus3003:
Janus3003 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D
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:iconmalis22:
malis22 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014
you should have brought the wabajack
stone wrath: *my argonian character* that makes no sense 
THE WABAJACK
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:iconthelakotanoid1:
thelakotanoid1 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist
use your wabbajack!!!! :D
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:iconmalis22:
malis22 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
stone wrath: well I'm out 
jen: *female kajite* at least jen did not kill her dark brother hood family 
shade; but you drink skooma
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:iconjanus3003:
Janus3003 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:stare:
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:iconmalis22:
malis22 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014
sheogorath: THE WABAJEACK
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:iconsvesamikreteni:
svesamikreteni Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, Ysgramor, why didn't you bring some more Wuuthrads.... About 5000 would suffice
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:iconjanus3003:
Janus3003 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
An army of racist axes! :D
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svesamikreteni Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I guess Julius is too badass to have one. He kills Thalmor with his bare hands :D
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MarioandBowser90 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013
See, this is why I wear my amulet of Talos under my armor. So the Thalmor don't see it. Then again, they're already pissed off at me for crashing their party.
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:iconbadgerofadria:
BadgerofAdria Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
what is life, if not to crash the party?  
and all those other quests that just irk them! :D
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:iconjanus3003:
Janus3003 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Distract them with an Amulet of Mara!
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:iconmarioandbowser90:
MarioandBowser90 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
Sovia: Sorry, I'm already married.
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:icongreenham45:
Greenham45 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
hey if the dark brother hood could do it why not the thalmor
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:iconjanus3003:
Janus3003 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
True that.
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:icongreenham45:
Greenham45 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
but then again i did sleep at the shrine of azura
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pwnsage Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013
Before returning to skyrim, my nord character found a lone thalmor justicar in the middle of the woods of cyrodil and said "You take away Talos? I TAKE AWAY YOUR TEETH!!" and proceded to punch the elf in the mouth, rip out his teeth, and then beat the justicar to death with a fistful of his own teeth. My bird does not tolerate Thalmor.
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:iconjanus3003:
Janus3003 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ouch, that had to hurt.
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:iconpwnsage:
pwnsage Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
It didn't hurt for long.
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:icondarkhellion2:
Darkhellion2 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
"I HATE THAT I'M INEXPLICABLY ALIVE." God, I love this guy! Such an optimist!
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:iconjanus3003:
Janus3003 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Too optimistic for most optimists' tastes.
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:iconislandmirage:
IslandMirage Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:nuu:
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Janus3003 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D
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Whisper292 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ooh, not good...

By the way, don't feel like you have to respond every time I make a comment. I'm on an archive binge.
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werewolveskickass Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013
Oh My God. The COuriers always find me.

Tilma scares me- she's why I don't live in Jorrvaskr. SHe's always there, whenever I enter or exit a room.
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Janus3003 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Had to look up Tilma. Guess I kind of ignore her. :P
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AScarletmoon17 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
A gem of Barenziah in panel 8... I've only found 11 of them so far
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Janus3003 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I actually haven't bothered picking them up for the most part. :D
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AScarletmoon17 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh? you should, they're a quest thingy and make for a wonderful crown to go with the eye of the falmer you get doing the thieves guild quest :)
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:iconbrightscale:
BrightScale Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Student General Artist
*Forever alone in my Pro-Thalmor corner*
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:iconjanus3003:
Janus3003 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Darn straight.
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:iconzorpike:
zorpike Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THEY HAVE CONSOLE COMMANDS.
ITS THE ONLY POSSIBILITY. D:
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:iconjanus3003:
Janus3003 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Or scripting.
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fanglish Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
It's kinda like with Dark Brotherhood, they tried to kill Dovahkiin at least four times, and suddenly after killing some hag they kidnap you from Throat of the World itself....
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Janus3003 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Freaking plot powers...
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ShootingStarz4ever Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012
The problem is, I never sleep in my games. It seemed a bit pointless since I was a werewolf, so about a year later in game the Dark Brotherhood could finally catch me asleep.

Although I imagine Farkas going naked against them. Bad idea.
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Janus3003 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The Thalmor would probably explode if Farkas had done that. It'd be a war crime.
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ShootingStarz4ever Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012
Well, if they exploded, that would probably be the easiest rebellion ever. Just have Ulfric Stormcloak demand everyone go naked.
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:iconjanus3003:
Janus3003 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
War crime.
And there is only one Farkas to go around.
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:iconletri:
Letri Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012
JUST YOL TOL SHUL THE GAG
IT WILL HURT
YOU WILL GET BURNED
BUT IT (MIGHT) SAVE YOU
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:iconjanus3003:
Janus3003 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I figure they shoved something in his mouth as well, so he can't form words properly.
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:iconletri:
Letri Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012
Aw man
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:iconsctya:
SCTYA Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Talos damned cow!!!
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:iconjanus3003:
Janus3003 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That treacherous fiend!
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Demondragonsoul Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
....i hate elves...mostly thalmor...but yeah....most games ive played their tree hugging batsrads......other then those few games ive played there good....

thalmor? i hate their asses....
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