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One day, out on patrol...

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This is the report of Octavio, eighth son of Hamtonshire of Kakariko, on the second day after the new moon of midsummer, 1,012 years after the Coming from the Sky.

I was making my usual rounds around the castle gardens. It was an uneventful day, really. For hours I didn't see anyone else but Giralfo of Castle Town, the other guard on duty.
At approximately one of the clock in the afternoon, I thought I heard a small commotion going on up the path. I walked up the path and found absolutely nothing, and after a thorough search of the grounds, I must conclude that it was only my imagination.

I am aware of rumors going around that I saw our very own Princess Zelda tackling the fabled Hero of Time to the ground, say things of a suggestive nature, and then express herself via assaulting his tongue with her own and rolling around with him on the grass, covering both of them in grass and sweat and disheveling both hair and clothing.
Further rumor has it that not only did I see all this, but that I was ordered to not say a single word to anyone.

These rumors are all false. I saw nothing. There was nothing that happened on my shift, and I would appreciate it if my colleagues would be professional and stop these childish rumors.

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Guard: WHAA!?

Link: Umm?

Zelda: I can explain.

Guard: I won't tell if you won't.