Miraak

"All right, Miraak, there's no need to fight. We can settle this as fellow men and fellow Dragonborn."
"I think Hitler was right."
"....what?"
"I hate gingers."
"Dude, that's..."
"I only help people who prove to me they deserve it."
"Miraak, that's a rather miserable lifest-"
"I heartlessly use people and then make them feel bad for not accepting my immediate apology."
"Buddy, that's really messed up. I want to end this conflict without any fighting, but you're making it-"
"Your wife is as barren as a brick. She's useless. Dump her."
"...you suck, Miraak."