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"All right, Miraak, there's no need to fight. We can settle this as fellow men and fellow Dragonborn."
"I think Hitler was right."
"....what?"
"I hate gingers."
"Dude, that's..."
"I only help people who prove to me they deserve it."
"Miraak, that's a rather miserable lifest-"
"I heartlessly use people and then make them feel bad for not accepting my immediate apology."
"Buddy, that's really messed up. I want to end this conflict without any fighting, but you're making it-"
"Your wife is as barren as a brick. She's useless. Dump her."
"...you suck, Miraak."
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"Good grief, I finally killed the legendary dragon!"
*A wild Miraak appears!*
"God dammit Miraak!"
Miraak: *Gives me the middle finger*
"Yea, screw you too... at least I can soul trap those goats over there."
*Sees Miraak running off with goats*
Me: ._.
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*Janus3003 Apr 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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*JoeEngland Apr 29, 2013  Professional General Artist
Yeah, I know, right? He seems kind of like he could be cool at first, I mean, maybe we're soul mates. Two Dragonborns! We could be a crime-fighting duo. But then he's a soul-nerfing douche! I know that Dragonborn types are too rare to generally socialize, but stealing the soul of a dragon I just killed can only be considered unforgivably rude.

Well at least my helmet doesn't make my head look like a booby-trapped vagina!
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*Janus3003 Apr 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Rudeness is most unbecoming of a Dragonborn!
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*JoeEngland Apr 29, 2013  Professional General Artist
And he's so damn blase about it, too. Maybe that's why he seems so affable, though. It's weird. I just get this whole Simpsons-esque "stupid, sexy Miraak" vibe.
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*Janus3003 Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No kidding.
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Yeah... And a goody-two-shoes reasoning with a tyrannical ancient Dragonborn ain't right either.
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Wow. Can't believe I missed this.

I somehow find this dialogue more appropriate than the big speech he gives before you fight him. :)
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*Janus3003 Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I can't even remember what he said, honestly, and I just fought him a few days ago.
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